Thank you for visiting my jokes page! Sorry it took me so long to update them but I was busy doing anything else. Please let me know what you think of some of the jokes. If any of them are not funny I stole them from Jason Benci.

I opened up a 20 ounce and under the cap it said “sorry, you’re a loser.” I turned it over there wasn’t even a game on there.

I don’t put a lot of thought into voting, I just vote for whoever has the most signs. This year I’m going to vote that Stop guy.

I had a great time in college, the only test I four pointed was a breathalizer.

I’m Italian. I just got back from the homeland, Olive Garden.

I used to drive a Ford Festiva, there’s no way to make that car cool. You can’t tint all the windows and write Festiva across the windshield. It wouldn’t fit.

Video games are way too realistic. I was playing John Madden football 2005 and my running back was arrested for selling crack cocaine.

I WROTE THIS JOKE WITH THE CAPS LOCKED BUTTON ON! (My personal favorite joke)

I bought the Generation X Version of the Bible. I was reading from the book of Dude. Jesus said to his homies?

In high school I played tennis and was in marching band. My varsity jacket said “kick my butt” across the back.